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Report: Beck Working Closely With Geometry Department to Discover More Direct Paths Toward the End Zone. Will it be Enough to Beat Rutgers?

Jason Beck may be on the verge of revolutionizing offensive play-calling with his recent work with the U of M math department after discovering the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

By M. Brightside • October 29, 2026

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Carr Drives Michigan to Victory

Michigan's offense went nowhere in the first half against Penn State, but freshman Tommy Carr provided the spark the Wolverines desperately needed.

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